Aim globally. Underachieve locally.
H: Hello, Hello! N: Hello yourself. Look at my view! H: What’s wrong with it? N: There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s very nice. The view out of my window! H: Well yeah but this is not a very new view for me. N: Even less so for me but the colours are nice today. Pastel colors. Look at the …
Die Entschleunigung zwingt mich schon wieder, Plätzchen zu essen, es ist schrecklich. Heute gab es noch zwei echte Dinge zu arbeiten, aber die waren recht fix erledigt, also stellte sich direkt wieder Langeweile ein. Designated Survivor nebenher am Schreibtisch zuende geguckt, aber ja, die hier laut gewordenen Stimmen hatten Recht, die dritte Staffel war schon etwas abstrus, da reichen die …
Was bisher geschah H: No, not quite. Keep the bear. I once read a column when I was in San Francisco. In the cafe where I used to have breakfast every morning. They had the Onion, and there was this regular sex column by David Savage and it was very very funny. N: Strange, I know that though I never …
19.12.22, richtig, und ich bin quasi fertig mit dem Jahr. Also fast, es gibt Hygienecontent, der noch bearbeitet werden muss, aber niemand wird mich danach fragen, ach so, doch, morgen gibt es noch zwei Termine und eine kleine Deadline, aber auch diese Punkte fallen emotional unter „nichts“, Handwerk, nette Termine, einfach zu arbeitende, schnelle Dinge, die ich so weggerödelt habe, …
N: Oh, you did your nails? H: Yes, but I already chipped them again. N: Oh, why? H: Because I did them 2 days ago, and then I forgot the last layer of protecting varnish. N: Okay, that’s stupid. Ugh, some power point about the acquisition of Twitter by Musk is opening here, why is that, I don’t want to …
Es ist der 4. Advent, 19.16 Uhr, ich sitze am Schreibtisch und arbeite, was man in meinem Job am Jahresende so macht halt, aber – Obacht – für ein französisches Unternehmen, und dabei gucke ich, wie Frankreich nicht Fußballweltmeister wird. Herr H. steht im Wohnzimmer und baut die letzten Möbel des ganz großen Wohn-Makeovers zusammen, so Möbel, die gar nicht …
H: Hello! I need to look at myself first because I want to see what I look like. N: Have you forgotten? Oh no, you have new hair! H: I’m a bit sad now, because I think the appropriate way to address that would have been.: Oh, my God, you look fantastic! What happened there? N: But you always look …
Das geschah bisher! H: I don’t think that this is the case for me. I think last year was my worst but in the history of years. But this year was very emotional. Because I had to make so many important decisions. And the cool thing is, I took all the right decisions. Everything turned out exactly the way I …
N: Excuse me, did you wash your hair again or is it greasy now? H: Today I washed my hair again, and that is because I’m obsessive compulsive. N: I know that. But I thought maybe you did sports. H: No, I’m only obsessive compulsive. I don’t wanna be crazy like my neighbor, a couple of minutes ago she told …
Teil 1 finden Sie hier! H: It is, but in the bowls there is cat food. And before you came it was a very nice picture here to welcome you, I was sitting on the sofa, the cat was sitting next to me, and the dog was lying in front of me, crying, But now they are gone. Everyone went …