Aim globally. Underachieve locally.
H: Hello! I need to look at myself first because I want to see what I look like. N: Have you forgotten? Oh no, you have new hair! H: I’m a bit sad now, because I think the appropriate way to address that would have been.: Oh, my God, you look fantastic! What happened there? N: But you always look …
Das geschah bisher! H: I don’t think that this is the case for me. I think last year was my worst but in the history of years. But this year was very emotional. Because I had to make so many important decisions. And the cool thing is, I took all the right decisions. Everything turned out exactly the way I …
N: Excuse me, did you wash your hair again or is it greasy now? H: Today I washed my hair again, and that is because I’m obsessive compulsive. N: I know that. But I thought maybe you did sports. H: No, I’m only obsessive compulsive. I don’t wanna be crazy like my neighbor, a couple of minutes ago she told …
Teil 1 finden Sie hier! H: It is, but in the bowls there is cat food. And before you came it was a very nice picture here to welcome you, I was sitting on the sofa, the cat was sitting next to me, and the dog was lying in front of me, crying, But now they are gone. Everyone went …
Es gibt über Fußball von meiner Seite eigentlich nichts mehr zu sagen, Sie können beruhigt aufatmen. Doch, Moment, eine Frage habe ich noch: Wieso rotzen die eigentlich die ganze Zeit auf den Rasen? Und wie kann es sein, dass jeder einzelne Spieler aus jeder einzelnen Mannschaft bei jedem einzelnen Close Up genau dann, wenn er im Bild ist, auf den …
Well well, I almost forgot! Teil 1 finden Sie hier! N: Yes, I imagine your husband probably doesn’t want to have a teflon coated one because she coating might come off and poison the whole family, right? H: Exactly. And whenever he cooks something, which is not that often, but whenever he does, afterwards he says well, it didn’t turn …
Ich bin ja emotional schon länger raus aus der, ähm Fußball also WM. Ich probierte hier einen lustigen stilistischen Kniff, und am Ende klang es leider wie Karl Lauterbach. Aber was will man machen. Der Teenager und ich haben uns ein gewisses Gemütlichkeitslevel erarbeitet während der Grippe neulich, und so liegen wir schon wieder auf dem Sofa unter 10 Decken, …
Was bisher geschah! N: Well, you forget to do the recording every single day. I sent you the dates and times, and you just don’t appear on my screen. H: But problem number one is, you sent me 24 invites for the exact same moment in time. N: This is because you use this horrible IOS system. But then I …
H.: So, ich glaube, es nimmt auf. N.: You have to speak English now. H.: Wirklich? Auch? Echt Englisch? Wenn ich doch heute die Intelligence bin und den ganzen Quatsch abtippen muss, ist doch egal, was wir sprechen. N.: Ach so, du willst das disclosen. Ich bin jetzt in der falschen Sprache unterwegs. H.: You have to speak German now. Oder …
H: Now we can talk. N: Where’s the transcript? H: Well, you I cannot see you I can see the transcript, though. Okay, but I would rather see you. N: Now you can see me. Hello! How are you? Hello, Everyone. Oh, we all have blankets that’s a good thing it’s cold outside isn’t it. H: It’s very cold outside. …